WELCOME TO THE HOME OF THE FAMOUS
TANNIE EVITA BEZUIDENHOUT!

BOERASSIC PARK

Walk through Boerassic Park and discover icons
and aikonas from our past and present. “Boerassic
Park is an outdoor garden filled with satirical
statues and installations poking fun at South
African political figures” – thus described by an
enthusiastic visitor.

ABOUT THE THEATRE

Come and visit Tannie Evita in her lounge on
Saturday and Sunday afternoons at 12:00.

UPCOMING SHOWS

NOW SHOWING

The most famous white woman in South Africa is now 89, always ten years older than her imposter. She has been in the public domain since 1981 when she, as South African Ambassador to Bapetikosweti, caught the public’s ear and eye. She has experienced the dramas of the National Party’s chalk becoming the ANC’s cheese. Still in her Luthuli House kitchen Tannie Evita shares her opinions of 30 years of ANC rule. She doesn’t need a crystal ball to see what is happening to South Africa.

The future of our country is certain; it’s just the past that’s unpredictable. Evita will prove that once again, as she brings needed humour into our present democratic wilderness.

Tannie Evita’s revisionist history of white South Africa – from the arrival in 1662 of the Kaktus of Separate Development, through the Great Trek, Blood River, the 1948 National Party victory; through apartheid into the Rainbow Nation and the reality of today’s GNU! Mrs Bezuidenhout (in English) takes you on your journey, a hilarious roller-coaster ride to freedom of expression.

Pieter-Dirk Uys presents a celebration of free speech, laughing at sacred cows. He presents ten numbered Boxes. The audience will choose a Box and out of that Box will appear a familiar character, a typical situation or a famous politically-incorrect democratically-elected politician. Like a ‘Pic-a-Box’/ Kies-’n-Doos’! Come and take your pick: something old, something new, something shocking: all for you!

OUR NAUSEAM MUSEUM

Here you will find a collection of political
artefacts and memorabilia. Our museum is
dedicated to Tannie Evita Bezuidenhout who
had such an influence on South African
politics through her characteristic angle of
satire.

SWARTLAND KITCHEN
TASTING ROOM

Join us for a first ever rusk tasting
for only R60 pp.

OPENING HOURS

Monday – Sunday 10am – 4pm

DARLING SWEET TASTING ROOM

Come taste some handcrafted toffees and
explore our whole range.

OPENING HOURS

Monday – Sunday 10am – 4pm

WHERE CAN YOU FIND US?

8 ARCADIA ST, DARLING, 7345
WESTERN CAPE, SOUTH AFRICA

OPENING HOURS

EVITA SE PERRON

Monday – Sunday 10am – 4pm

SWARTLAND KITCHEN TASTING ROOM

Monday – Sunday 10am – 4pm

DARLING SWEET TASTING ROOM

Monday – Sunday 10am – 4pm

ABOUT DARLING

Situated in the heart of Darling at the
original Darling railway station you will find
our unique venue. Open daily! From
10:00-16:00.